I don't trust you.
You’re a cheater. I can tell.
posted 26 minutes ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 22:33 / ∞
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TLC - What About Your Friends
posted 2 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 20:09 / ∞
GPOY With The Ladies Who Hold You Up And Get How Much & Why You Hate This Time Of Year, ugggh, Edition.
I am blessed. And drunk. So basically I am super happy and in my zone.
posted 2 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 20:02 / ∞
VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS
Lady, just hold on, you’re so close.
Soon. You can properly lose your mind and run away from it all like you want to.
TWO DAYS.
Hold on. It’s gonna be so worth it!
VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS
I’m never coming back. I can tell already.
posted 3 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 19:39 / ∞
All I ever wanted was to be ok.
So far, so good.
posted 6 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 16:19 / ∞
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Eminem - Drug Ballad
“This is my love song. It goes like this.”
Fuck I forgot how good this album is.
“They got no name so i don’t need game to play
I just say whatever I want, to whoever I want
Whenever i want, wherever I want, however I want
However I do show some respect to few
This ecstacy has got me standin next to you
Gettin sentimental as fuck, spillin’ guts to you
We just met but I think I’m in love with you
But you’re on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like “Yo what the fuck we do?”
I gotta go bitch, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin then I’m stuck with yo.”
posted 8 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 14:02 / ∞
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Eminem - The Way I Am
“This song is for anyone…fuck it. Shut up and listen.”
LOVE THIS MAN.
posted 9 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 13:41 / ∞
Miss you, boo.
Do what you need to do. Fame must me crazy. Losing your best friend must be crazier.
Figure your shit out and come back.
But JUST COME BACK.
HARD.
(That album was awful and you know it.)
Regardless, I will love you always.
Change the game. You did it once. You can do it again.
posted 9 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 13:35 / ∞
Family Ties
My gawd this show was so good and it is part of who I am today and I miss it.
p.s. Sha-la-la-laaa
p.s.s. Haha hippies.
posted 10 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 / ∞
Oh yeah...
I totally rode an elephant before. I forgot about that.
I swam with dolphins once, HARD.
So yeah.
'Buffalo Stance' could be released today and it would be a top ten hit.
I feel very sure about this.
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Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance
Obligatory.
Also, “Huh, sucka?”
posted 11 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 11:19 / ∞
I wonder what Neneh Cherry is doing right now.
uknowutimean?
posted 11 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 / ∞
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Lily Allen - I Don’t Know
Dear Lily Allen,
After much thought, sleepless nights, mental wrangling etc. I have come to a decision.
I like you again.
Your first album was my soundtrack for about 2 months of my life, and those 2 months happened to be during a very dark time for me. You lightened the mood.
So thanks for that.
But then you became ridiculous, and not in a good way, and I saw your vag on teh internets and photos of you being sloppy and gross and your mouth just kept spewing such incredible bullshit and ugh it was just too much.
I was SO over you. So much so that I basically grew to hate you.
But then.
You released this song.
And all was forgiven.
It’s so full of hip irony I want to barf.
And yet…
“Everything’s cool as long as I’m getting thinner.”
Quite possibly the greatest/worst/most truthful lyric ever written in my lifetime.
So I salute you, you glorious, horrible drunken bitch.
Whatever you’re selling, I’m buying it.
For now. I’m fickle. You’ll probably piss me off again.
But until then, CHEERS.
posted 11 hours ago on November 22nd, 2009 at 11:04 / ∞
