January 2010
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fuck it.
I’m just gonna get “TOTES” tattooed on my forehead.
Jan 30th
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The Only Thing That Will Save Me Right Now Is the...
Lots of it. LOUD.
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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My best friend, who is an interior designer, is...
Because it is important that the carpet matches the drapes.
Jan 25th
SFTU: Success!
poeks: I have a list on Twitter in which I keep a running tally of all the internet people I have met. This list now contains 156 people. That bears repeating: this list now contains 156 people. 156 people I did not know one year ago, who I met on the internet, who live all over the world. This weekend over one hundred funny, charming, gracious folks from at least four countries converged on...
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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I'm Bringing A Date To The Tweet-Up
I’m very excited to announce that in addition to meeting me on Saturday, you will also be meeting my “special” new friend, the gigantic zit that magically appeared on my nose while at the gym today. So, yeah, you have that to look forward to. I’m sure pumped about it!
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I Love My DVR.
Ohhh, for so many reasons. But right now? Because I can fast forward through Drew Barrymore “being genuine.”
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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It's going too well.
About to crash and burn, I can tell.
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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ListenInner City - Good Life Forever jam.
Jan 17th
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TODAY: A RUNDOWN
Be hungover Help best friend move into new apartment Be cranky because I just helped best friend move into shiny new apartment while hungover & carrying boxes up three flights of stairs is so not my gig Discover there is free wifi in best friend’s new apartment Profit?
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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My best friend, who couldn't care less about the...
That’s friendship, y’all.
Jan 15th
The Morning After: A Conversation (Part 3 of a...
Him: Your ass is great. Me: Really? I hate it. Him: Why? It’s thick as hell and makes me wanna get in trouble. Me:  But I can’t balance drinks on it. In my book notable asses do that. Him: *Sprints toward kitchen for a glass* Me: *I should blog this* AND SCENE.
Jan 15th
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I'll be hood forever.
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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ListenLil’ Troy - Wanna Be A Baller When riding...
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
“Man, I was thinking about unrequited love. I figure it’s best to just walk that...”
– Joey Comeau
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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The Most Important Blog Of Our Time →
…is probably not this one, but check it out anyways SF. I’ll be doing stupid stuff over there from time to time, but don’t let that deter you.
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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