January 2010
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fuck it.
I’m just gonna get “TOTES” tattooed on my forehead.
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The Only Thing That Will Save Me Right Now Is the...
Lots of it.
LOUD.
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My best friend, who is an interior designer, is...
Because it is important that the carpet matches the drapes.
SFTU: Success!
poeks:
I have a list on Twitter in which I keep a running tally of all the internet people I have met. This list now contains 156 people. That bears repeating: this list now contains 156 people. 156 people I did not know one year ago, who I met on the internet, who live all over the world. This weekend over one hundred funny, charming, gracious folks from at least four countries converged on...
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I'm Bringing A Date To The Tweet-Up
I’m very excited to announce that in addition to meeting me on Saturday, you will also be meeting my “special” new friend, the gigantic zit that magically appeared on my nose while at the gym today.
So, yeah, you have that to look forward to. I’m sure pumped about it!
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I Love My DVR.
Ohhh, for so many reasons.
But right now?
Because I can fast forward through Drew Barrymore “being genuine.”
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It's going too well.
About to crash and burn, I can tell.
TODAY: A RUNDOWN
Be hungover
Help best friend move into new apartment
Be cranky because I just helped best friend move into shiny new apartment while hungover & carrying boxes up three flights of stairs is so not my gig
Discover there is free wifi in best friend’s new apartment
Profit?
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My best friend, who couldn't care less about the...
That’s friendship, y’all.
The Morning After: A Conversation (Part 3 of a...
Him: Your ass is great.
Me: Really? I hate it. Him: Why? It’s thick as hell and makes me wanna get in trouble. Me: But I can’t balance drinks on it. In my book notable asses do that.
Him: *Sprints toward kitchen for a glass*
Me: *I should blog this*
AND SCENE.
I'll be hood forever.
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Man, I was thinking about unrequited love. I figure it’s best to just walk that...
– Joey Comeau
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The Most Important Blog Of Our Time →
…is probably not this one, but check it out anyways SF. I’ll be doing stupid stuff over there from time to time, but don’t let that deter you.